Feelin’ Confident

Woman: “You look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?”
Me: “Maybe…”
Woman: “Where from?”
Me: “Well…I used to be a weatherman on TV here…”
Woman: “No, that’s not it.”
Me: “I do standup comedy all over the city. Maybe that?”
Woman: “No, not that either…”
Me: “Then I’m not sure…”
Woman: “WAIT! Didn’t you work at Old Navy?!?”
Me: “Yes, for a few shifts at Christmas about three years ago…”
Woman: “THAT’S IT!!!!”
Thanks for the ego check, world.

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